Sir Assinine is the Knight of the Round Bale who is responsible for moving things.  That might 
mean moving a tree, or it might mean making a speeding car slow down.  He is inspired by the soaps below, and is a nod to our real burro, Zeus.  Zeus was a wild burro from the Bureau of Land Management who gifted us with his trust.  We are pleased that he lives on in Sir Assinine.